“Shot Through the Heart” is a new weekly segment in which I rant about a story that means the world … More
Category: Essays
Shut-In Cinema: His Girl Friday
When we talk screwball comedies we usually look to Howard Hawks, specifically films like Bringing Up Baby or Gentlemen Prefer … More
Shut-In Cinema: Starfish
2018’s STARFISH is an absolutely beautiful, if weirdly quiet, film that I love very much. This is the perfect time to check it out because you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
Shut-In Cinema: The Cat o’ Nine Tails
So how much do we love Suspiria? It’s fun, right? The visuals are stunning, the score by Goblin is absolute … More
Shut-In Cinema: Star Trek V – The Final Frontier
So we’re all familiar with everything that has to do with Star Trek, yes? Know what it is? C’mon, you’ve … More
Shut-In Cinema: Small Soldiers
Nostalgia has been revealed as one of the most powerful weapons of cinema. We’ve seen it impact those that loved … More
Shut-In Cinema: While You Were Sleeping
We all love Sandy B., and if you say otherwise I know you’re just still bitter from your viewing of … More
Shut-In Cinema: The Exorcist III
Get ready for William Peter Blatty’s bizarre auteur attempt!
The Green Knight – Trailer
There are a few subjects that get done to death in cinema. I’ve sat through exhausting amounts of adaptations for … More
My History with the Saw Franchise
In which I recount my storied history with the franchise.
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