Before going to see this a friend texted on a groupchat. He was under the impression that this was the…
Shot Through the Heart – Heart of Ice
“Shot Through the Heart” is a weekly segment in which I rant about a story that means the world to…
Scores of Scores
Ramblin’ Preamble I want to go off on this for a minute. Original scores are one of my favorite things…
Oscar Season Rant
It’s that time of year. There’s a thing that I get caught up in annually and it’s the Academy Awards,…
The Umbrella Academy Review
Gerard Way is a bastard. Seriously, no one’s life should be this whimsical. I’ve listened to a few interviews with…
“Happy Death Day 2U” is a Retread, but in Like…the Best Way
I love this stuff. Seriously, give me more. Having completely missed Happy Death Day back in 2017, ignoring it as…
“The Lego Movie 2” is a Fun Time that Bites Off a Bit more than it can Chew
There’s something about catching lightning in a bottle, the creative sense of “nailed it” that comes with this type of…
Beautiful Freak – Edward Scissorhands
What kind of shit father would build their son with scissors for hands while the boy waited for the real…
Dedication to Creativity – Ed Wood and Mars Attacks!
There’s a strange bliss in creating something that is wholly and completely you. When I was six years old I…
Glass – Spoiler Review
Here be spoilers, beware.
